Family and Tumblr
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
explain to me how your friend “did” a psychology class
we have schools in australia
"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
"against the fuckboys
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
AU where WICKED is a dating website for young people
i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that
A hugging octopus necklace that appears ghostly white by day, then wakes at night to glow brilliantly in turquoise and highlighter yellow.
BUY IT FOR ME AAAAH
Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?
One of the pieces disappears?????
it’s a mouse wearing pants
what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit
they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert…
All i see is this fricking guy in red on the bottom right corner not having coordination with 3000 people around him
I’m only reblogging for the guy in red
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen